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Re: How can I deal with a food stealer?
Article: 7341 of alt.hackers From: dbland@crl.com (Deil C. Bland) Newsgroups: alt.hackers Subject: Re: How can I deal with a food stealer? Date: 11 Feb 1995 20:38:44 -0800 Organization: Adult Day Care Center Lines: 49 Approved: My cat Booger approves of this Message-ID: 3hk3ck$iu0@crl10.crl.com NNTP-Posting-Host: crl10.crl.com Status: RO
In article <3hjjua$2ob@clarknet.clark.net>,
Eric Hietala <eric@clark.net> wrote:
>Subject: How can I deal with a food stealer?
>
>I share a freezer/fridge/microwave at work. Someone on the night shift
>is taking some of my frozen food, once or twice a week. So far they have
>taken burritos and small pizzas.
>
>I could identify them with security camera recordings, but I don't really
>care about who they are. What would teach them not to eat someone
>else's food? Do you know of commonly available substances that could be
>used in small quantities to induce 1) vomiting 2) diarrhea 3) other
>memorable discomfort? Or other ways to deal with this. I have already
>started to spit in some of my food; it helps a little.
>
>I am still considering ExLax or making a shit burrito, catfood sandwich,
>etc. But I would like something a little more subtle than bulk excrement.
>For a weight of 160 pounds, what is a non-fatal dose of rat poison, I
>wonder. But that would only make them thirsty, with a headache I
>suppose. No, they should be worshipping the porcelain god.
>
>I have heard that if one eats a small amount (how much?) of excrement
(which
>contains E.coli?), that it can cause diarrhea. Is this true? I should
>check alt.folklore, perhaps.
>
If you can find it at a farm or livestock store croton oil is a
powerful purgative. Cascara segrada is a root that can be found
in some herb shops. Boil it down to a thick syrup and mix it with
something sweet. Both are fast acting and can produce total loss of
control. This can be awsome!
Disclaimer: This information is presented for entertainment purposes
only!
ObHack: Found a way to look at other users screens on the Sun system at
work.
rsh <somemachine>
screendump > <filename>
exit
screenload <filename>
Lame but it worked.
--
Deil Bland In a dog eat dog world
dbland@crl.com You gotta eat some dog!
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